Now the Tory party's over
No more Brexiting for me
When we join the Single Market
Oh how happy we shall be.
In our Brexit isolation
Trade can never now be free
Meat from far away Australia
What a waste of energy
Now the Tory party's over
No more Brexiting for me
When we join the Single Market
Oh how happy we shall be.
Trade with English-speaking nations
Won’t replace what we have lost
This was Boris’s ambition
Brexit but ignore the cost.
Now the Tory party's over
No more Brexiting for me
When we join the Single Market
Oh how happy we shall be.
No more queues at Dover Harbour
No more dumb bureaucracy
We can be like Northern Ireland
Join in their prosperity.
Now the Tory party's over
No more Brexiting for me
When we join the Single Market (shouts of ‘EU’)
Pause
When we join the Single Market (shouts of ‘EU’)
Pause
Rejoin the Eu-ro-pe-an Union....
Back to normal time
Oh how happy we shall be.
Copyright asserted and words by Matthew Milnes 11/8/22 revised 20/10/22